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Mean Average

Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Knighted Beef

Knighted Beef

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

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Educational Safari

Educational Safari

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

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Qualification Query

Qualification Query

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

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Single Letter

Single Letter

What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and has only one letter? Envelope!

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