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Call An Electrician

CALL AN ELECTRICIAN

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.

Dad's Take

Half the problems people bring you aren't really the problem β€” they're the symptom of a thing nobody wants to look at. Ask twice before you start fixing.

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