STACK EM HIGH REVERENTLY

If my body is a temple, then... eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

Dad's Take

Bodies aren't temples so much as old houses that need ongoing attention and the occasional indulgence. Don't apologize for the syrup; apologize for skipping the walk.

Food Breakfast

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