Skip to main content
Dad Jokes mascot
Dad Jokes

Certified groan material

Reaching The Wrong Direction

REACHING THE WRONG DIRECTION

Women who seek to be equal to men... lack ambition!

Dad's Take

Ambition is fine, but aim past the people you envy β€” they're already stuck where they landed. Pick a ladder no one else is climbing and the view changes fast.

SHARE THIS GROAN:

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
The Scorecard Speaks

The Scorecard Speaks

Men and women were created equal... but women continued to improve.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Always One More Increment

Always One More Increment

The definition of a perfectionist is someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Qualified On Paper

Qualified On Paper

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Found Your Calling

Found Your Calling

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Marketing Yourself Up

Marketing Yourself Up

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Wished On The Wrong Star

Wished On The Wrong Star

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been specific.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES