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The Key to Happiness

The Key to Happiness

People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

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Priceless Parenting

Priceless Parenting

There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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Happiness Experiment

Happiness Experiment

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

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Holding Onto Nothing

Holding Onto Nothing

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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Convertible Happiness

Convertible Happiness

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster... in a shiny new convertible!

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