What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
You can dress up almost anything, but the truth always shows in the flight pattern. Watch what people do, not what they pitch.
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Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!
We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!
Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.
