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Weight Comparison

Weight Comparison

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!

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Reptilian Representative

Reptilian Representative

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

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Lion's Wings

Lion's Wings

What do an eagle and a lion have in common? They both have wings, except for the lion.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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