COUNTING LESSONSOne tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.Dad's TakeThree drinks deep is when good decisions go to die and bad emails get sent. Close the laptop before you close the tab.DrinkingCountingAlcoholπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Garnish PhilosophyI always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.LifeDrinkingπ0π0
Last Call LogisticsWhat do you call a guy who's have too much to drink? A cab.DrinkingWeddingAlcohol+1π0π0
Cheers To WhateverIf alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.AlcoholMemoryDrinking+2π0π0
Beaker LogicNot to get technical, but in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.ChemistryAlcoholScience+1π0π0
The Tape Never LiesDear Alcohol, we had a dealβfunnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.AlcoholDrinkingDancing+1π0π0
Resolution FailureWhat happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!DrinkingThinkingAlcoholπ0π0
