QUICK PIVOT, HOLD THE TEARS

Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.

Dad's Take

If you can't say what you mean, at least bring snacks. Most negotiations soften the minute food hits the table.

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