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The Brochure Was The Tell

THE BROCHURE WAS THE TELL

How to avoid scams. Seminar cancelled. Tickets are non-refundable.

Dad's Take

Read the refund policy before you read the brochure. Every smooth pitch leaves out one detail, and that detail is usually the one with your money in it.

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