HOLDING ONTO NOTHING

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

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The real rich is the one who can enjoy the cheapest things like a good laugh...or a penny!

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Money isn't everything but everything needs money

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Take it easy. Someday you'll be dead, none of this will matter.

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