HELD THE LINE AT ZERO

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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Stop measuring your life against the highlight reel of a stranger with a ring light. Most of what you've built quietly won't fit in a vertical video.

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To be in the 1%, you gotta do what the 99% don't... like hide the remote!

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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