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Undefeated Streak

UNDEFEATED STREAK

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

Dad's Take

Practice the sentence 'you were right' in the mirror. Your hoodie generation acts like an apology is a software downgrade, but it's actually a feature.

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