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Peeling Banana

Peeling Banana

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Salad Dressing

Salad Dressing

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Tomato Lag

Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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