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Hold My Coffee

HOLD MY COFFEE

First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]

Dad's Take

Read the command before you run it, especially when a stranger online posts it as a fix. Your laptop doesn't have an undo button for the smug.

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