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Sleep Shapers

Sleep Shapers

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

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Stage Fright

Stage Fright

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

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Usefulness Perspective

Usefulness Perspective

Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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Procrastination Advice

Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Parachute Wisdom

Parachute Wisdom

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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