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Reframe Department

REFRAME DEPARTMENT

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn…

Dad's Take

Don't journal the lesson in a hundred-dollar leather notebook. Write it on the back of a receipt, stuff it in your wallet, and trip over it again next month.

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