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Napkin Math Economics

NAPKIN MATH ECONOMICS

If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!

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Big problems shrink when you stop staring at the total. Pay your share, mow your lawn, the rest is somebody else's spreadsheet.

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