MIRROR, MEET MATCHI told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised…Dad's TakeRead the face before you push the point. If she looks surprised, you're already past the part where you should've stopped.WifeMarriage🙄0eye rolls😂0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:𝕏 SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Wife Workout PlanMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.WifeExerciseFitness+1🙄0😂0
Selective Hearing Hall Of FameMy wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.WifeMarriageListening+2🙄0😂0
Open Tab ForeverDad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.MarriageMoneyWedding+2🙄0😂0
Closet DiplomacyMy wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."WifeMarriageClothes🙄0😂0
Two Lovely Decades ApieceMy wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.MarriageWifeRelationship+1🙄0😂0
