Clothes Jokes

5 clothes dad jokes. You asked for it.

Closet Diplomacy

My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."

WifeMarriageClothes

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Dressed for the Lineup

Caught by fashion police for his criminal ties!

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Bedtime Wardrobe Crisis

What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.

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Etymology Hour

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

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Victory Lap, Ankle High

Yesterday, I wore something from 5 years ago, and it still fit! I'm so proud! Okay... It was just socks, but still!

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