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Bless Their Heart

BLESS THEIR HEART

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad... and hug them because I know life's hard for the visually impaired.

Dad's Take

Take the insult like a compliment that got lost on the way. The mirror is the only critic you owe a hearing.

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