WATCH THE MOUTHYou're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.Dad's TakeEven the harshest line lands easier with a wink at the end. Cruelty's just laziness with better timing.InsultRoastWorkEffortπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Diagnosing The FamilyCan you die from constipation? I'm a little worried about how full of shit you areβ¦InsultFamilyHealth+1π0π0
Asked With LoveIs your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?RoastInsultπ0π0
Crime of Doing NothingI don't understand why people hate lazy people. They didn't do anything.LazyLazinessPeople+2π0π0
Audit-Proof EffortAlways give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% FridayWorkMondayEffort+1π0π0
Diagnosis From The Garage80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, itβs brake fluid.BrainInsultRoastπ0π0
Skeptic at the Dinner TableI don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.BrainInsultSarcasm+1π0π0
