Roast Jokes

10 roast dad jokes. You asked for it.

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried about how full of shit you are…

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Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

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Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

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I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.

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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

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See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

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I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.

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I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

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You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

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