CLIFF NOTES FROM DAD

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

Dad's Take

Most folks waste the first life waiting for permission to start the second. Don't wait for a doctor's visit or a funeral to be the announcement. Pick a Tuesday and start there.

Life Wisdom Grandfather Philosophy

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