THE MIRROR LIES LESS

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

Dad's Take

The mirror's gonna keep filing reports whether you read them or not. Skim the headlines, ignore the editorial. Trade the gym membership for a long walk and a friend who'll laugh with you.

Aging Old Mirror Gravity Wisdom

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