RECONNAISSANCE, ROMANTICALLY

I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.

Dad's Take

There's a thin line between paying attention and being a creep, and the line is whether they asked. Pour your curiosity into your own household. The wife notices when you finally remember the dog's vet day.

Dating Romance Detective

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