ESTATE PLANNING, LOOSELY

If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.

Dad's Take

A long life nobody enjoys is just a sentence. Have the wine, hug the people, let your kids see you actually like being here. They'll mourn you better.

Wine Drinking Aging Retirement

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