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Math Class Flashbacks

MATH CLASS FLASHBACKS

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Dad's Take

Never make a swap on someone else's life without telling them. Whether it's a recipe, a thermostat, or a haircut. Ask first, then ruin it.

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