CLEAN AND SOBER"Clean and sober" simply means I've showered and I'm headed to the pub.DrinksWordplayPubLifestyle๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
The Bossy BartenderA bossy man walked into a bar. Then ordered everyone a round.WordplayBarsSocial+2๐0๐0
The Warm-Hearted Grill MasterA person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.WordplayBarbecueSocial+2๐0๐0
Cheers to T-DaysI only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.WordplayDrinksLifestyle๐0๐0
Cocktail PromiseWhat did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?DrinksRelationshipsWordplay+1๐0๐0
