DEFINITIONS MAY VARY

"Clean and sober" simply means I've showered and I'm headed to the pub.

Dad's Take

Words like clean and sober mean whatever the speaker needs them to mean that afternoon. Watch what people do, not the labels they ironed onto the morning. Then offer them a ride home.

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