BARTENDER OF THE YEAR

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender: Have you seen my brother? I don't know, what does he look like?

Dad's Take

Her side of the family will all look the same to you for the first decade. Memorize two names well and fake the rest with a warm handshake. Aunt Linda notices everything.

Penguin Bartender Bar Animals

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