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Bacon Velocity Problem

BACON VELOCITY PROBLEM

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

Dad's Take

Math you learned in school will keep your roof from leaking and your tires inflated. The numbers don't care if you liked them in tenth grade. Pay attention now or pay a contractor later.

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