CAKE MATH

Don't worry about getting older... You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday

Dad's Take

Your wife will get one year prettier every year you're paying attention. The trick is paying attention. Most fellas stop around year four and wonder where she went.

Birthday Aging Age Time

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