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Why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? They just can’t keep their trunks up!

Dad's Take

Big animals don't belong at the beach and big secrets don't belong at the dinner table. Some things just can't stay tucked in once the wind picks up. Pick the room before you tell the story.

Beach Animals

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