SPECIALTY OF THE HOUSE

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Impossible! We used them all in the raisin bread...

Dad's Take

Diet we're both pretending to be on is the funniest lie in this house. She knows about the cookies and I know about the wine. Don't audit love.

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