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Produce And Poultry

PRODUCE AND POULTRY

What do an orange and a parrot have in common? Neither of them can drive a tractor.

Dad's Take

Stay in your lane until you've earned a wider one. Plenty of folks confuse owning a vehicle with knowing how to drive it, and that goes for careers too. Pay your dues; the keys come later.

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