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Recursive Family Meeting

RECURSIVE FAMILY MEETING

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?

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Loops are where careers go to die β€” same week, same complaints, same rΓ©sumΓ© from 2014. Break the pattern by doing one thing today you couldn't do last year. Forward gear, even in second.

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