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Bakery Surprise

BAKERY SURPRISE

Wow, it’s really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?

Dad's Take

Warning signs rarely arrive in the packaging you expected. The folks who lasted in business listened to the strange complaints, not just the loud ones. Pay attention when the odd thing speaks up.

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