OFF-LABEL PET CARE

Your vet might not mention this, But if your Dog has a fever, grab some mustard from the store. It's the Best thing for a hot Dog!

Dad's Take

Be skeptical of the cure that arrives a little too cleverly packaged. The shortcut your buddy swears by has usually cost him something he hasn't admitted yet. Get a second opinion before you reach for the condiment.

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