THE LONG WORD DEFENSE
arachibutyrophobia noun | \ ə-ˌra-ki-ˌbyü-tē-rō-ˈfō-bē-ə \ An irrational or excessive fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Derived from Greek arachis (peanut) and butyrum (butter), combined with -phobia (fear).
Dad's Take
Be wary of any word that takes longer to say than to deal with. Half the things your generation has anxiety about would clear up after a sandwich and a walk.
