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Peanut Butter Panic

PEANUT BUTTER PANIC

arachibutyrophobia noun | \ ə-ˌra-ki-ˌbyü-tē-rō-ˈfō-bē-ə \ An irrational or excessive fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Derived from Greek arachis (peanut) and butyrum (butter), combined with -phobia (fear).

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