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Math Class Classic

MATH CLASS CLASSIC

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Kids today can ask a chatbot for the answer but couldn't tell you 7 times 8 if their phone was on 3 percent. Learn the tables β€” they fit in your head and don't need charging.

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