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Dried Goods Activism

DRIED GOODS ACTIVISM

I keep telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... It's all about raisin awareness!

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Awareness campaigns have replaced doing things, and that's a bad trade. Pick one small problem and actually fix it before posting about it.

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