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Author On Ice

AUTHOR ON ICE

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

Dad's Take

Pick the right tool for the job and stop trying to do it on the phone. Paper, pen, a flat surface β€” three things your generation treats like archaeology.

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