Reading Jokes

10 reading dad jokes. You asked for it.

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

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Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

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You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad, but... by the end I kinda liked it.

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A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that starts with 'A new poll suggests.'

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Private sign. Do not read!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years? A Church

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Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

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