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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

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Agreement Strategy

Agreement Strategy

How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

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Koala Bears Paws Button

Koala Bears Paws Button

How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

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The Light Bulb Dilemma

The Light Bulb Dilemma

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.

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When You Literally Lose Control

When You Literally Lose Control

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.

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The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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