REANIMATED ROMANCE

I dated a zombie once. When we broke up, she fell apart.

Dad's Take

Be the one who keeps it together when something ends, even if you're the one walking away. Dignity costs nothing and pays dividends at the next family reunion.

Zombie Dating Relationship

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