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Survival Question

Survival Question

A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

WordplayDark HumorTravel+2
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The Smurf Color Puzzle

The Smurf Color Puzzle

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

Dark HumorFantasyWordplay
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Brake Fluid Brain

Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

ScienceHealthWordplay+2
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Chocolate Box Life

Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

LifeChocolateDark Humor+2
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Dead Tired Dad

Dead Tired Dad

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

ZombiesDadWordplay+1
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Falling Monkey Mystery

Falling Monkey Mystery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Dark HumorNatureFall+1
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