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The Smurf Color Puzzle

The Smurf Color Puzzle

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

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Brake Fluid Brain

Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

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Chocolate Box Life

Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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