DEMOLITION DEBUT

Just finished my first day as a wrecking ball operator... And let's just say I absolutely smashed it!

Dad's Take

Show up on day one acting like you've done it before, and ninety percent of the room will believe you. The other ten percent are too busy faking it themselves to notice.

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