OFF THE GRID

At one point, I was so broke I couldn’t pay my electric bill... truly the darkest days of my life.

Dad's Take

Keep a flashlight in every drawer and a candle on every shelf, just in case the electric company gets cranky. Future-you will write a thank-you note he never sends.

Bill Money Power

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