Childhood Jokes

6 childhood dad jokes. You asked for it.

I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.

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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.

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I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.

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75% of time with your kids is gone by age 12. 90% by age 18. Be present and cherish these years... They go fast.

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Taxes are basically like paying an annual subscription fee to live in your country while childhood is the free trial.

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