Childhood Jokes

5 childhood dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Blur of Childhood

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

ChildhoodNostalgiaConfusion

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Fear of the Light

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electricity bill, I am afraid of the light.

FearDark HumorElectricity+2

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Growing Up with Limited Tunes

I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.

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Taxing Truth

Taxes are basically like paying an annual subscription fee to live in your country while childhood is the free trial.

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Bedtime Dreams

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well... That’s still 9 p.m.

SleepChildhoodAdulting

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