TWO ROOMMATES FOREVER

2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & Nobody. Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.

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Name the chore, assign the chore, and write it on the fridge in pen. Around here 'I don't know' is a confession, not an answer.

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