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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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The Sleepless Mountain

The Sleepless Mountain

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

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Chocolate Box Life

Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

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Greener Grass

Greener Grass

The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!

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