MAGNETIC MISTAKE

My life was great until I visited the North Pole. From there it all went south.

Dad's Take

Study the map before the trip, then accept that the trip will rewrite the map anyway. The North Pole sounded great until somebody mentioned the wind chill.

Travel Vacation Cold

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