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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Uranium Diet Disaster

Uranium Diet Disaster

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

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Brake Fluid Brain

Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

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Limited Inventory, Unlimited Fun

Limited Inventory, Unlimited Fun

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Chocolate Box Life

Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

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