EAR-SUREDoctor, I have a problem with my left ear. Are you sure? Yes, I am definite!HealthWordplayEars๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWork๐0๐0
Cured BaconSmoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโฆ Butโฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!FoodSmokingIrony+2๐0๐0
Mind ChangeI wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.HealthBrainWordplay+1๐0๐0
Peeling BananaThe banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.FruitHealthWordplay+1๐0๐0
Workday WoesI only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.WordplayWeekdaysWork+1๐0๐0