SECOND OPINION DENIED

Doctor, I have a problem with my left ear. Are you sure? Yes, I am definite!

Dad's Take

When somebody says they're definite, that's usually the moment to ask one more question. Certainty is the loudest thing in any room and the most often wrong.

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