PRODUCE AISLE GOSSIPWhy is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.Dad's TakeYou're allowed to blush at compliments and still believe them. Nothing wrong with a man who notices when somebody's dressed up for him.TomatoSaladKitchenπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Botany at the BuffetKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!TomatoFruitSalad+2π0π0
Bowl Of DiplomacyMy wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...SaladWifeKitchen+2π0π0
Slow Garden DramaWhat did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.TomatoFoodGarden+2π0π0
Wall Decor In PerilI'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.CalendarTimeKitchen+1π0π0
